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bootycaller:

who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me

queen-of-sunspear:

Is this about the Avengers? Which I know nothing about.


dicknails:
I still can’t get over the fact this is a sculpture on the floor and not a car submerged in milk

dicknails:

I still can’t get over the fact this is a sculpture on the floor and not a car submerged in milk

castiel-knight-of-hell:

pish-taco:

this gets even funnier when you learn it wasn’t scripted; misha wasn’t paying attention so richard intervened

I bet Misha forgot his line because he was busy thinking “I can’t believe they called Metatron’s followers minions. That’s the name for my followers. Metatron can’t have them”

seedy:

i just witnessed a boy calling a vagina a penis flytrap please set me on fire

kittehkats:

The dog-days are almost upon us.  Keep your kitties (and even goggies) safe in the heat.
Some other tips:
Put out multiple water bowls for easy access.  Consider freezing one, or adding ice.
Tie ribbons to the grill of an oscillating fan to encourage your cat to play and cool off at the same time
Place some frozen cooler packs in a rolled up towel, then in your pets favorite bed
Make sure access to the bathroom is clear.  All of that porcelain, enamel and cold water plumbing can keep bathrooms a few degrees cooler than the rest of the house.  Basements too, if available

kittehkats:

The dog-days are almost upon us.  Keep your kitties (and even goggies) safe in the heat.

Some other tips:

  • Put out multiple water bowls for easy access.  Consider freezing one, or adding ice.
  • Tie ribbons to the grill of an oscillating fan to encourage your cat to play and cool off at the same time
  • Place some frozen cooler packs in a rolled up towel, then in your pets favorite bed
  • Make sure access to the bathroom is clear.  All of that porcelain, enamel and cold water plumbing can keep bathrooms a few degrees cooler than the rest of the house.  Basements too, if available

striderkid:

dokidoki-artichokee:

hamburgurl:

1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u

THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.

VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

JAPANESE 101 - HOT DOG

sakibatch:

kagays:

pjberri:

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I DON’T CARE WHO YOU ARE PLEASE LISTEN TO THIS

WHAT

supernaturalapocalypse:

Next season on Supernatural…

supernaturalapocalypse:

Next season on Supernatural…

magicalmisterysubmarine:

this kid is smarter than like 70% of adults.

castiel-knight-of-hell:

invisiblefemmeofcolor:

fegeleh:

highgayden:

"no homo" the teenage boy whispers as he pulls away from kissing his friend. he gently strokes the other males face "full bi" he adds in a sensuous tone.

FULL BI

I’m crying

can that be abbreviated FBI?

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thestolencaryatid:

passive aggressive family members

"guess i’ll never be a grandma"

"guess i’ll never be an aunt"

"guess i’ll never be able to dress a niece/nephew"

stop feeling so entitled to my hypothetical offspring. it is not yours. it is mine. i will grow it if i grow it. and it will be mine. not yours. i am not an incubator which grants you familial titles. jesus. go away. this “have a baby i can play with” thing is so impersonal and insensitive and annoying.